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Ridin Peep Bo
Ridin ain't ridin less you're ridin Peep Bo
The nastiest bull at the rodeo show.
Now why someone would name a mean bull Peep Bo
By twisting the moniker Bo Peep I don't know.
Little Bo Peep was a gentle young lass
That fell asleep on someone's grass.
Peep Bo is not gentle and rarely sleeps
He lives to throw riders in awful bad heaps.
He breaks rider's bones and stomps in their head
The last unlucky rider was nearly stomped dead.
Only one rider has rode Peep Bo full
Two seconds passed eight to conquer that bull.
His name was Dumb Humpty, once newspaper man
His rodeo days were never his plan.
But chided to ride the meanest bull around
Dumb Humpty took training as a rodeo clown.
He entered the ring during one fateful ride
Of a cowboy that fell from Peep Bo's hide.
Dumb Humpty jumped on to Peep Bo's back
To steer that dumb bull from another attack.
The newspaper man grabbed Peep Bo's big ears
He hung on in pain, his eyes filled with tears.
At the end of the glorious ten second ride
Dumb Humpty was thrown from Peep Bo's hide.
The rodeo clown was seen clearing the gate
On a glide to the moon, his final fate.
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