Hunting For Bear
Hunting for bear can be a lot of fun
especially when hunting without a gun.
Bare fists an spit work just as good
when huntin bear in the midst of wood.
One day I seen him just a few yards away
I screamed like a banshee to get him to play.
He turned to me and cocked his head
then licked his lips to say, "your dead."
He was filthy big but lumbered a bit slow
and I was ready to smack a big blow.
I aimed for his snoot as he passed a big tree
I waited rock solid, no flee in me.
It surprised him I guess when I spit in his face
Cuz he stopped in his tracks like sprayed with mace.
His eyes watered heavy, his breath were near gone
When I exploded my fist and took bear meat home.
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