Western Humor Collection

 
     
 
Hunting For Bear

Hunting for bear can be a lot of fun
especially when hunting without a gun.

Bare fists an spit work just as good
when huntin bear in the midst of wood.

One day I seen him just a few yards away
I screamed like a banshee to get him to play.

He turned to me and cocked his head
then licked his lips to say, "your dead."

He was filthy big but lumbered a bit slow
and I was ready to smack a big blow.

I aimed for his snoot as he passed a big tree
I waited rock solid, no flee in me.

It surprised him I guess when I spit in his face
Cuz he stopped in his tracks like sprayed with mace.

His eyes watered heavy, his breath were near gone
When I exploded my fist and took bear meat home.